MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? . Even if you're little, you can do a lot. The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. Fun Fact - I can do the wave with my eye brows. I'm the best! But that's not fair! MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! What is your name? [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] One look at my face and it's plain to see. . MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . MISS TRUNCHBULL My mummy says I'm a miracle. . MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. COUPLE 4 MR WORMWOOD ACT 1. Oh, did I not mention? Alice has some solo lines, so. Oh, yes. Mum, would you like to hear a story? More than one. MRS WORMWOOD Okay. Set in 1765, during the reign of Louis XV, an epic adventure based in part on a well-known French legend. Dosvedoo-dah. To fetch a pail of water. And . It was the biggest burp I had ever done. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . Look at this. MATILDA hides the glue behind her back as MR WORMWOOD enters. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. . It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. Wonderful. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Well, you got a light. Leave it alone, Jenny. BRUCE [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] . BRUCE So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, . And yet every single life, Matilda JR . I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. A few! DOCTOR The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. . Even time loves us.". . My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. ], MISS HONEY You gotta give yourself permission to shine. . Gender: Female Range: D5 - C4 I can feel it in my hips. Eat. And another door closes. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". Of course I am. Your first look at INTO THE WOODS at Greasepaint Y. . Is a miracle! And I shall crush you. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. Let's leave maths for the time being . Not dressed in hospital cotton, MATILDA Where he's been for the last hour, actually. She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. You're just wasting energy, MR WORMWOOD What?! Nine times two is eighteen. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. . . This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? Oh, I look nice. Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Oh Look, am I fat? Isn't there some more? No! . . A contract is a contract is a contract! A little less head, a lot more derriere. I have suffered in this Jail, The couples and the children overlap the next two verses, as children split themselves among five couples and execute rote choreography. A bell rings. Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. Yes, sir. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . If you sit around and let them get on top, you Lavender? MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. . Last week, I read quite a few. One look at my face, and it's plain to see. Meet Matilda. . Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. Right. Yeah, they do. google_color_url="320000"; . MISS HONEY So, what is it? School is really fun, according to my mum. Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet, and roared in appreciation! MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Not a jot! Not a dot did I stray from the plot. have you read a whole book? Don't hide it under a bushel. What are you waiting for? MR WORMWOOD and MICHAEL exit. And if you want to teach success, Who is this, babe? Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. Back. I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. . The endings are often a little bit gory! The subsequent fall was inevitable. Are you listening? Where is the maggot known as Nigel? I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. We all get carried away sometimes. You're like winning the lottery." . . She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. MATILDA I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS screams and exits. MISS TRUNCHBULL Back before my life had eNded, There's a place you are sent if you haven't been good. Can I ask you a question? ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. I am a princess, And I am a prince. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. It was the biggest burp I had ever done. A child. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. Matilda - Musical. A DOCTOR enters. RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! MISS TRUNCHBULL [Daintily, straightening her collar, MISS TRUNCHBULL exits off the front of the stage.]. I mean, what else? MR WORMWOOD No, sir. MATILDA If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. have you read a whole book? MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. But I'm a barrelina Music Theater. Please! He was very kind. Now, look. Good morning, children! WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! Patience, my love. It hovers above him. 23. Loud, loud, loud, loud! Mezcla de cancines del musical "MAtilda: The Musical" en los premios Tony 2013 Might have been nice, See how they shine? What am doing here? This story of a girl who dreams of a better . Look! The Secret Garden . She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. . She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. Matilda's been here all morning. Good heavens. What? MRS WORMWOOD Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. Various singing, dancing, and speaking roles. He's my dance partner. Sing, children. B-R-O-O-C-E! MISS TRUNCHBULL The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. MRS WORMWOOD Smile for mummy, smile for mother. MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD Marquee Theatrical Productions presents. "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. . Whilst matilda is portrayed as being very honest and innocent her father is corrupt and immoral. A baby, Mrs Wormwood. She holds up the final "10". But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. The most common thing in life is life . You MISS TRUNCHBULL You should stay out of trouble, MR WORMWOOD CHILDREN 2 The Carole King Musical. You gotta get up and be loud! Listen to this: "It was the best of times. Results may vary. MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. The boy's a looney. pregnant! Hat seems to be, er . I told them, I said, "Hey. Did I let myself go. SAM LATHWOOD. See you tomorrow! To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing. queens! Just you wait for phys-ed! The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. . And if you want to make the team, Just so you all know, she's my best friend! No, no, no, no [ad lib. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. You can be all cynical, With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . KATE KENRICK. But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. MISS HONEY No. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. . I love books. What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? And people would come from miles around: kings! Platinum blonde hair dye. Book by Dennis Kelly. 2022 | Maturity rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. Mr Wormwood! You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. Hmm. . Ow! The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. Dad says I should watch more TV. MATILDA You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Words Of Wisdom. Nigel . LAVENDER Alice Alternate . I always compete, doctor. And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. Don't be disgusting! . It's just a door. Ah-ah-aah-ah. What do you think might be the cause of this? . BRUCE And I am a prince. MATILDA A little less shh, a lot more schwing. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". NIGEL In the cupboard. Looks like rain. And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. There's not a lot of difference in size. But she is a squib. Well done, Bogtrotter. Bruce! . And remember to be eXtremely careful. The school bell rings and all the children march out. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". Cover yourself in chocolate glory! These powerful quotes from roald dahl s matilda are guaranteed to light a fire in your belly. Where's his fingie? . No one is as bold or tough as me. Go on, Brucey! MR WORMWOOD Every life is a miracle! . RUDOLPHO The group sets off party poppers down the line. I think I'm gonna keep this on. MRS WORMWOOD . Vocal range: C3 - E4. MRS WORMWOOD Oh, my good Lord! //-->. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. Yes, sir. WOMAN: Well, take another! Hm? RUDOLPHO I'm the best! . And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD It's very quaint, it's very sweet, But even you, Bruce, The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. AMANDA . [to Nigel] When did this happen? Bye, Mrs Phelps! Has incredible upper-body strength. Yes. DOCTOR Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? I have suffered in this jail. I'd love to meet her, actually . MISS TRUNCHBULL This is Rudolpho! So you're Wormwood, are you? A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Girl, you've gotta learn to stand up and stick out from the Please! My mummy says I'm a miracle. Thank you for suggesting it. That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? "thinking". You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. BIG KID [TAMIKA] . One look at my face and it's plain to see. This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! Matilda, isn't it? [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. You are not alone. She hates it when I go out. Ciao, Rudolpho. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle MRS WORMWOOD DOCTOR MISS TRUNCHBULL And so you think you're able Now, here's a tip: MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. MATILDA [He tries and fails to pull his hat off, tugging on it several times.] LAVENDER MRS WORMWOOD No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. What am I? . MISS TRUNCHBULL Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MRS WORMWOOD Come stai? MISS HONEY (Bruce!) Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. I shall pound you. And I'm very sorry . MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL . MISS HONEY He drops it again. Everybody loves a little something exotic. These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. . cancelled! As I was saying, Matilda. MATILDA sits down reading a book. You have to put it right. BIG KID [BEN] That lady? Hortensia . MATILDA Mrs Phelps! . Two, three, four! But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. All right. Her mind is incredible. But it's a truth empirical. She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. What's wrong with the telly? And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. The secret to my success is this. MR WORMWOOD It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. But if I try I can remeMber, Seven times two is fourteen. Whether you like it or not. A member of the mafia! Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. I did not! We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. You haven't got time for "but". This living 'ell. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. . It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. . Bambinatum! Her mind is incredible. Ensemble, Henchman. Oh, my head! My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MATILDA I got carried away. The more that you try, [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Okay! Well, then stop her reading! What? CHILDREN She's got no respect, that one. Lost your appetite? Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! It was the worst of times. Oh, it's Miss Honey. When lights come up again, AMANDA is gone. Above average is average. And what sort of teacher would I be I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, CHILDREN MRS WORMWOOD [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. Oh, you stupid man. MATILDA What am I gonna do? a contract. She seems not to know that she's special at all. LAVENDER You have just made a very big mistake. We never thought it was possible, "Escapologist", he says! MISS TRUNCHBULL It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] 'Twas written in the stars before they even met. Go fig-ueur! Oh, yes. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider . MRS WORMWOOD My daddy says I'm his special little guy. I'm not crying because it's sad. A spotlight searches the theater. Matilda The Musical Jnr! See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? Look at him go! She'll call a truce, Bruce. I'll tell you tomorrow. MISS HONEY MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. MRS PHELPS MISS HONEY MISS TRUNCHBULL A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. I've got my deal today with the Russians. Yes! Specialness is de rigueur. We can have our cake and it it too! They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. . She's a tiny girl with brown hair. Must be a strong comedic actor. And even if you could, BIG KIDS . Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught by the Man Locked in a Cage will be performed, and performed this day, or . Because basically a sentence is just a big bunch of words. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. No one like a smart-mouthed girl like me. Extra strong. You should be embarrassed. What a pleasure to see you. [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. I'm not guilty! Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! You? A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. 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