Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. Oh, yeah. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. That is incorrect. # 1. Clint restates the obvious. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. "No, no! N-no its fine. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Please consider turning it on! His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . Clint and I dont know what to do. Are you unwell, brother?. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Hell be fine, Thor. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Ease up Nat. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. Dirty sock. He's never been on Earth long enough/at the right time of year/in the right place etc to have discovered he's horribly allergic to pollen but it turns out he is. Is there anything that we medically need to talk about, or is this just a one and done kind of thing?, Peter nods. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Lavender. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. He does not need anything else to happen. Hawkeyes right. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. And his twitter. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Cheese. Does he get any sympathy? He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. And the winner is Steve Rogers. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. I think we broke Steve. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Thanks., Steve continues. anger Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. Here Cap. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. The birthday boy. Storytime. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. Blow your nose, Loki.. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. Chocolate. I think hell be fine. He wont stop sneezing. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Peter heads down the hallway. I'm not in control!" I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. 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