It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems. Love when his phone rings! Do they even show that commercial any more? (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is. Please smile if you happy to give us a . Scary. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. "How Do You Like Me Now?" Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. What the FUCK??? A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. I want to punch his fry-face, repeatedly. There are so many stupid commercials on television but the one you are running with the two children, one who appears to be visually impaired & wearing glasses sits down on the school buss & smiles. Hello. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom. Bupkis. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight". Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. With NEEDLES. This shit has got to stop. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". This company must be preying on morons. Right on the crowded subway. STRANGE looking man. There's a new commercial with a mixed race lesbian couple, forgot what's it's for, food? What are 3 early signs of cerebral palsy? I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots? Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone So you can human! Someone actual got paid for that pitch? [quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. Thank you. Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? I think its humania. For dinner? Why, he's hardly working! Thank you! This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. Who's directing these abysmal spots? . OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. I don't really hate the ad itself. They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivors commercial that takes all of 15 mins. Stay right where you are. I didnt read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this. The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. She is Customer Service. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. . AND the new tag line for people with skin is stupid! The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. Wheres men pooping? Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although hes an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials. Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately. I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. Hello. In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. May he just needs to open them. Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . Help me I'm old. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. WET TEDDY BEARS, GET YOUR WET TEDDY BEARS! James Harrison from high school?" and my name is Szaz. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. [quote] they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee", [quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee", Bad timing for Dish Network. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. In the commercial, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, "Sold, sold, sold!". So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions. @Zamaswati_M. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. St. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath. So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. click ACCEPT. You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. But don't you have to work a little to keep the union health plans? As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. Wet Ass Plushy. Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? But wait! God, shes fucking annoying. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. Is it supposed to be funny? Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch. Agreed, R282. And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record. R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!! How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? Explore opportunities. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. I live on the East Coast. Going to open the box. R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. I hate that commercial with a passion. His 'business bag' was on his back. God, shes fucking annoying. I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. For fuck's sake! What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. 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